{"id":5082,"date":"2018-04-14T09:12:10","date_gmt":"2018-04-14T09:12:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=5082"},"modified":"2018-04-14T09:12:10","modified_gmt":"2018-04-14T09:12:10","slug":"relocation-swiss-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=5082","title":{"rendered":"Relocation &#8211; Swiss style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our neighbours Jana and Andy are moving to an apartment up by the Park Hotel. It&#8217;s the usual ritual of filling boxes and crates with possessions, carrying everything downstairs, worrying about the cat etc etc.<\/p>\n<p>In the UK we would then wait for a big van to come and carry everything to the new house. Not here.<\/p>\n<p>The boxes, crates and everything else are stacked on a net in the garden.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_1046411611598258.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_1046411611598258.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5076 alignnone size-full\" width=\"2822\" height=\"1866\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_1046411611598258.jpg 2822w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_1046411611598258-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_1046411611598258-768x508.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_1046411611598258-1024x677.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2822px) 100vw, 2822px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Then we wait, eyes skyward.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104723378771921.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104723378771921.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5077 alignnone size-full\" width=\"2291\" height=\"1624\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104723378771921.jpg 2291w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104723378771921-300x213.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104723378771921-768x544.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104723378771921-1024x726.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2291px) 100vw, 2291px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Our &#8216;van&#8217; appears over the house.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104805945583048.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104805945583048.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5078 alignnone size-full\" width=\"2302\" height=\"1519\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104805945583048.jpg 2302w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104805945583048-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104805945583048-768x507.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104805945583048-1024x676.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2302px) 100vw, 2302px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Our house is surrounded by obstacles like trees and hotels, so the line from the helicopter is 200 metres long.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104840156602098.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104840156602098.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5079 alignnone size-full\" width=\"3000\" height=\"2084\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104840156602098.jpg 3000w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104840156602098-300x208.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104840156602098-768x534.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104840156602098-1024x711.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3000px) 100vw, 3000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As the pilot applies full power to lift the net the noise is deafening and a whirlwind hits the garden.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104940921656299.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104940921656299.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5080 alignnone size-full\" width=\"2999\" height=\"1852\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104940921656299.jpg 2999w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104940921656299-300x185.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104940921656299-768x474.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_104940921656299-1024x632.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 2999px) 100vw, 2999px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And off it goes. The new apartment is only about 400 metres away, and the entire operation took about 5 minutes.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_105010659273861.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_105010659273861.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5081 alignnone size-full\" width=\"3000\" height=\"1953\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_105010659273861.jpg 3000w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_105010659273861-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_105010659273861-768x500.jpg 768w, https:\/\/mikeeasley.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/20180414_105010659273861-1024x667.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3000px) 100vw, 3000px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our neighbours Jana and Andy are moving to an apartment up by the Park Hotel. 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